This isn’t retro. It’s a warning label from a tougher time.
Back when seatbelts were optional, cartoons were violent, and we drank from garden hoses — not emotional support water bottles.
No safe spaces. No TikTok trauma. Just real people with real grit.
This hoodie is for you if:
You survived without a smartphone… and somehow still made it to work
You ate gluten, played outside, and didn’t need therapy for losing a game
You believe “tough love” > “trigger warnings”
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
