DAUGHTER HOODIE

WANT TO DATE MY DAUGHTER?
I HAVE A GUN… AND AN ALIBI.

This isn't just a hoodie. It's a warning label.
Perfect for overprotective dads, gun owners, and anyone who believes in old-school respect — with a side of intimidation.

Forget lectures. Forget curfews.
This hoodie speaks louder than threats — and it doesn’t miss.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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