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WANTED HOODIE

WANTED HOODIE

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WANTED HOODIE
Approach with Caution — May Be Offended by Air.

We’ve all seen them:
The buzzkills.
The walking disclaimers.
The “that’s not funny” crowd with the emotional range of a spreadsheet.

This hoodie calls them out — loudly, rudely, and in Helvetica bold.

Perfect for:

Making awkward people more awkward
Turning passive-aggressive into full-aggressive
Being the reason someone rage-posts on their story later



• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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